If you've got fangs and allergies to the sun, I suggest you keep walking. Other than that, we won't have a problem.
Excuse me, I’m pretty sure I wear the pants here. Asshole.
I don’t re-call you wearing pants that often. 
(Source: gabriel-evans)
Well this has been a nice encounter but if I stay in your presence for another second I’m going to be sick. 
(Source: gabriel-evans, via katerinafire)
Right, we don’t want all those girls seeing you blush, now do we?
The only girl that’s allowed to see me blush is you, babe. 
(Source: gabriel-evans)
It’s all for you, Gabe.
Oh, you’re too kind. Stop it. I’m getting all flustered. 
(Source: gabriel-evans)
Liar. But I liked it.
I always did know what you like. 
The pool table was way comfier. And I wasn’t scared you were going to break that one.
I wasn’t that rough. 
Oh, really? That reminds me of that one time. You know, with the table.
Kitchen table or pool table? 
If you ever want to have a chance of that happening again, you better start paying attention to me.
Told you Friends with Benefits was never off the table for us. 
